The Year of Tony Danza

i woke up from our party and found these kids in my front yard.

2006-09-11T21:25:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

yo

2006-09-05T21:39:00.000-07:00

lake fucking erie

2006-09-01T20:03:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

the best part about OHIO

2006-08-27T19:05:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

visiting hours

2006-08-10T06:35:00.000-07:00

Murray's visiting hours are

M-TH 9pm-11pm
F-sun 4pm-1am

2006-08-05T09:35:00.000-07:00

Babes+ Columbos+ Whities+Bikes

DUDESMAGAZINE

2006-08-01T18:14:00.000-07:00

myspace.com/dudesmagazine

we traded in our bikes and all we got were some rad shades and a blue fanny pack

2006-07-26T19:20:00.000-07:00

2006-07-26T19:17:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

2006-07-26T19:15:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

my milkshake

2006-07-23T21:01:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

how many sick things can you find in this picture?

2006-07-18T08:19:00.000-07:00

2006-07-06T20:48:00.000-07:00

the conversation went something like this."utah is kinda far, do you just wanna find somewhere to camp in arizona?" "yea that sounds good..." "How about lake havasu(sp?)" "yeah i heard that place is cool" (as we just pass a sign that reads "Las Vegas 110 miles" Ummm how bout Vegas instead???

i was attacked by a bird the ohter night. no joke

2006-06-27T12:49:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

20 Questions coming soon

2006-06-19T15:42:00.000-07:00

First up is Justin!

When you never clean your car you find the neatest things

2006-06-15T15:25:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

2006-06-13T22:52:00.000-07:00

This was snapped from Barnes and Noble.

2006-06-11T18:07:00.000-07:00

I saw this while biking the other day. i find it sad and hilarious at the same time!!

dudes reaction

2006-05-31T14:03:00.000-07:00

about died when i saw this dudes reaction.

http://killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=521

wHO is winning and losing in 06

2006-05-21T20:51:00.000-07:00

murray
huber
justin
jake
nols
dom
jesus
austin
casey
joe w.
dan b
dan bruns
st. louis
my neighbor brian
his deaf uncle billy

dude is hot

2006-04-24T20:01:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

justin sent me this

2006-03-24T09:20:00.000-08:00

"why it is important to speak english."

tot. gnar

2006-03-16T13:58:00.000-08:00

"Nicole was here." i ll let matt explain the rest

the hands of jesus

2006-03-14T06:45:00.000-08:00

jesus doing jesus like things...

sorry tony

2006-03-13T18:52:00.000-08:00

look who's back!

urine

2006-02-27T15:22:00.000-08:00

> CLICK HERE:thats illegal???

gross

2006-02-25T14:11:00.000-08:00

found these kids undies at murrays house...

thanks casey

2006-02-21T21:42:00.000-08:00

CLICK HERE:words can't describe how beautiful this is.

tony danza

2006-02-15T20:58:00.000-08:00

what do you think tony danza or chuck norris got/gave for valentines day???

mr. winkle

2006-02-08T18:06:00.000-08:00

yes mr. winkle is a real dog! alison gave me a calender that is filled with 10 more exciting mr. winkle pictures. i can assure that you wont be disappointed.

winter training

2006-02-04T13:19:00.000-08:00

Dom status

2006-01-30T16:32:00.000-08:00

winning? losing? cold? warm?

umm now i know why you guys are so attracted to steve.

2006-01-20T08:03:00.000-08:00

sounds yummy. kinda like myself, murray's, and hubers brokeback trip to colorado. opps secrets out.

more sick murray pics

2006-01-16T16:07:00.000-08:00

chris why isnt lisa in any of these choice pics?

Links Baby!

2006-01-15T12:27:00.000-08:00

Click here to view the greatest site in the world (besides this one).

jesus

2006-01-13T08:57:00.000-08:00

jesus i dont get it? yesterday it was 60 today its snowing, thanks asshole!

how murray spent his honeymoon

2006-01-10T11:38:00.000-08:00

true love, danza style

boob job

2006-01-05T04:10:00.000-08:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

winter training

2006-01-03T09:22:00.000-08:00

winter training 2006

my name is...

2006-01-02T11:25:00.000-08:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

i know why

2005-12-29T17:38:00.000-08:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

Pirate Test

2005-12-28T15:34:00.000-08:00

http://www.quizilla.com/users/Okobojii/quizzes/What%20Kind%20of%20Pirate%20are%20You%3F

Thanks Tony for the goodies!

2005-12-23T17:41:00.000-08:00

There is like a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!

polish fun

2005-12-22T19:34:00.000-08:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

vote

2005-12-14T06:28:00.000-08:00

with the year 2005 quickly coming to an end, i think we should all reflect on who did what this past year, who won, and who lost, who gained, and who regressed.

i hate the cold

2005-12-13T20:03:00.000-08:00

fyi, i got shit on by a bird yesterday.

we need to start bidding on this

2005-12-09T13:22:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/Tony-Danza-Autographed-Mr-Potato-Head_W0QQitemZ7568595418QQcategoryZ60QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

go here

2005-12-07T09:15:00.000-08:00

www.japander.com

check out: michael jackson, arnold schwarzenegger, and joe montana

Chris Murray needs a driver for saturday night

2005-12-06T06:30:00.000-08:00

he says he will pay in cash. but we know what he really wants...

Hey Mine are these your friends?

2005-12-01T16:30:00.000-08:00

murray's wedding

2005-11-30T13:38:00.000-08:00

2005-11-30T09:51:00.000-08:00

talked to the cowboy last night. he is in seattle. we should have some interesting stories coming our way.

Best thing i've heard today

2005-11-28T13:45:00.001-08:00

hey dan bish. i stole your post. tony danza what!

Police kill injured deer at Busch Stadium
By Bill Bryan
POST-DISPATCH
11/28/2005

A St. Louis police officer fatally shot a deer on Sunday evening after it had apparently wandered from the Mississippi River to the construction area of the new Busch Stadium, authorities said.

The deer had a broken leg and conservation authorities recommended to the police that the deer be shot, police said.

Also, the city's animal control agency said it would not take the deer, police added.

last night was an interesting one

2005-11-27T15:43:00.000-08:00

1. got mexican food/beer
2. went to the casino queen
3. drank $1 beers
4. won $100
5. drank more beer
6. met quality IL people on the boat
7. left casino headed to the Tin Can
8. Spopped at gas station on the way and bought a carton of eggs
9. Drank lots at TC
10. left TC and headed to Washington Univ.
11. egged a few wash. u bulidings
12. got inside a wash u. building.
13. slept. in a wash u physics classroom
14. woke up and felt like shit
holla

Just got this from Jesus

2005-11-23T14:08:00.000-08:00

Facts about Chuck Noris
>-------------------------
>Chuck Norris' tears would cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
>
>When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
>because he has run out of women.
>
>MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
>Norris can kill him and take it.
>
>Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
>information he wants.
>
>If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
>till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you
in
>the face.
>
>Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
>
>Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
>decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly
>thereafter he
>grew a beard.
>
>Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
>
>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot
broke
>the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while
>she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
>
>Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
>stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
>Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
>gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck,
>to remind the crew once more that the Chuck giveth, and the Chuck, he
>taketh away.
>
>Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
>
>Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
>unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
>finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked
>the devil in the face and took his
>soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
>admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every
second
>Wednesday of the month.
>
>There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another
fist.
>
>Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK
>assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
>beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
>
>Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
>"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
>jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence
>to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
>roundhouse kick related deaths.
>
>Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much
>wood a woodchuck could
>chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU
>RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
>Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't
>@#%$ with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the
irony
>of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred
mile
>radius of the blast went deaf.
>
>Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
>deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
>
>To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris
smoked
>15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different
kinds
>of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.
Beat
>that, Lance Armstrong.
>
>Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, for his pleasure.
>
>Chuck Norris once lined
>up to kick the winning field goal of a high
>school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the
>referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child.
Chuck
>roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then
>proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
>
>There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
>
>The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
>Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
>starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
>drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far
too
>much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
>
>The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
>
>It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a
>pirate, but that is a lie, created by
>Chuck Norris himself to lure more
>pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
>
>Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
>Norris.
>

"i swear i dont know how it got so far up there?"

2005-11-22T16:14:00.000-08:00

Just incase you wanted to know. It may not be a good idea to sit on a computer chip and then have it mysteriously travel so far up your rectum that having it surgically removed is the only option.

I love my job!

The Dirt

2005-11-19T14:41:00.000-08:00

Going through The Dirt and found this.

"and the little punk kept trying to prove that he was more rock and roll than any of us, that he was tougher and more street than me, though he was clearly just a rich , self-deluded brat from 0.C. Finally i counldnt take it anymore.
"you aint a fucking punk, you motherfucker!" i leapt off the sofa, slammed his head against the table, yanked his ear, and pressed the lobe flat against the wood with my fingers. then, w/ the whole room watching, i hammered a nail straight through his earlobe and into the table."
"Now youre punk rock1!" i told him. we turned up the stereo and kept partying like he wasnt there. When i woke... he was gone, but the nail was still mysteriously in the table."

nobody makes me bleed my own blood

2005-11-17T13:36:00.000-08:00

Oh shit!

2005-11-15T18:12:00.000-08:00

jake and the cowboy giving each other high fives

2005-11-15T14:55:00.000-08:00

is the crestwood cowboy alive???

2005-11-15T14:53:00.000-08:00

myself and the crestwood cowboy getting crunk

2005-11-14T09:04:00.000-08:00

Team Tony Danza loses its first player to marriage.

2005-11-14T05:28:00.000-08:00

Ask justin if he wins or loses. either way it was nice knowing him...

F.Y.I.

2005-11-11T13:09:00.000-08:00

My left hand gets colder than my right hand.

sleep

2005-11-10T04:41:00.000-08:00

for some reason latley, i dont like sleep. for some reason i keep waking up at 4am and cant catch anymore zzzzzz's. for some reason the other day i woke at 1am. this sucks. for some reason murray's wedding should be fun.

2 days of 80 degree weather in the Lou. Man i really hope the polar ice caps are melting.

2005-11-09T12:46:00.000-08:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."

Fighting + alcohol= blood on murray's white wall

2005-11-07T17:00:00.000-08:00

jake + pumpkin = gigantic dent in murray's truck

2005-11-06T15:05:00.000-08:00

this is so sick its dope

2005-11-04T20:56:00.000-08:00

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648

Jesus's profile

2005-11-01T09:17:00.000-08:00

ABOUT ME:

"I'm your average guy, I try to kill at least one person a day, you know to keep life spicey. Basically the life of a pirate."

QUESTION: QuestionRadio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?

"I am not sure but I do know that speaker wire is not very strong, at least not strong enough to hold a mattress to a car roof while driving."

Looks like the crestwood cowboy learned how to use the internet. what an asshole

2005-10-31T19:02:00.000-08:00

this emailed poem from matt made my sunday

2005-10-30T21:46:00.000-08:00

Danny, this is a poem that I think we all can understand, it may belong
on
the TD website

so....was the stinky drippy good....HELL NO! the
> bitch was dirty.
> I slam my drink and walked out of the rest room.
> (piss hole bar.)
> i walked the streets looking, hunger for some cheese
> stake.
> up, down, fucking no where.
> the beer
> the high,
> i was comeing down and i was coming down fast.
> looking for the right fix man.
> fucking no where.
> Untile i saw her.
>she was a stinky
> hot red head, sort order cook at a dinner called beef
> certens. I was hooked, droopling over her cheese
> brest. smoke filled the place, and coffee flowed like
>
> the mighty mississippi. i went up to her a said
> "hay baby, be a good baby and slop me up some stinky
>
> drippy beff...with cheese.
> and she knew what i was taliking about, they all knew
> the hole crew (and yes that does inclued tony)
> she did it right and she did it fast.
> and when it was all sed and done, it was over.
> as i left beef curtens a tear ran down my cheak.
> a yellow cab pick me up and i went home.
>
>peace out "el chivo"

Matthew N. Berenc

6 gun shot wounds

2005-10-30T05:34:00.000-08:00

you would have thought people were giving out guns for halloween. last night in the span of 3 hours we had 6 kids come in for gun shot wounds. good times

EBAY

2005-10-29T14:32:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541
Murray, it looks like Justin found you some new pants you can wear out w/steve when you guys go to Mag's...

Chris Murray's blog profile!

2005-10-28T10:19:00.000-07:00

"I am the kind of guy every one wants to be. I am 25 years old. I am balding. I have gained an average of 10 lbs a year for the last 4 years. I have a degree but I park cars for a living. I live with my mother. I could not ask for anything more!"

The real crestwood cowboy stopped by to learn how to use the internet.

2005-10-26T18:58:00.000-07:00

he loves when you ask him if he knows how to build chairs.

going, going, gone.

2005-10-26T08:40:00.000-07:00

Sorry Justin but this is the last you'll see of the Cardinals jacket in 05. It is being stored in a secure location until next season.

Exciting News

2005-10-26T08:02:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone i just recieved an email from nobelprize.org saying that Team Tony Danza has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize! Who would have thought that our little st. louis softball team could have turned into global heros!

anyone know how to post links???

2005-10-25T20:51:00.000-07:00

E.R.

2005-10-25T18:06:00.000-07:00

Overview: All the triage booths at the hospital have alarm buttons that can notify the 3 security guards stationed about 20ft away from my booth. we sometimes use them when people start acting crazy or threaten to kill us, because of their long waits.

Scenero: The other night myself and a coworker decided to test the button and see how long it would take a guard or guards to respond. After they realized something was going on, they kept looking at their computer screen and then looking at my booth, this went on for 59 seconds, until one came over and asked if everything was alright. i said yea, i must have accidently hit the buttom,sorry.

Moral of the story, if someone actually tries to assault me i have to hold them off for at least 1 min. if i cant murray can have my car, jake can have my mtb bikes, justin can have the tony danza blog, dominic can have the beer in the fridge, huber gets my lawnmower and chainsaw, o yea dom gets my dog. casey can have my dj assault cd, and nols gets my shovel.

Danza's gone global once again!

2005-10-24T18:40:00.000-07:00

Russ rockin it TD style!

Jesus please heal my leg fast, it hurts.(Leg Healing Day 2)

2005-10-24T14:23:00.000-07:00

click on pic for an larger view.

my first cyclecross race went well...

2005-10-24T14:14:00.000-07:00

Birds Lose, Team Tony Danza advances to the finals!

2005-10-20T13:21:00.000-07:00

Birds Win!

2005-10-18T07:00:00.000-07:00

Next to any Tony Danza Game, Last nights Cards victory may have been one of the best baseball games i have ever seen.

Dom at the Hubers part 2

2005-10-15T21:25:00.000-07:00

"So Rae(Matt Hubers Mom) what do you say we kick the shit out of this Polak"

Birds lose, Huber wins!

2005-10-14T16:37:00.000-07:00

my cycling team is looking for a clever saying to put on our bike socks... any suggestions???

2005-10-13T15:44:00.000-07:00

oldies but goodies

2005-10-13T15:24:00.000-07:00

"where is dominic?"
"it was around easter time"
"better eat that hotdog before them boys get it"
"spooke"
"stevedave"
quadP
men from brazil II
porte for prez
raytown
potato famine
spooge
$800+$800+$400=$2000

Feel free to add any others.

ER

2005-10-11T16:56:00.000-07:00

9+hour waits in the ER = extremely pissed off people = a great time for me at work!

Tony Danza Wins Blog of the Year!!!

2005-10-10T12:39:00.000-07:00

This is a huge accomplishment for Tony Danza Softball. On behalf of all my teammates we would first and foremost like to thank Jesus Christ, without him none of this would be possible. Tony Danza, enough said. And all the Tony Danza fans out there who have supported us from the beginning.

Thanks,

TD Softball Team 2005

Just got this from Matt in LA

2005-10-07T11:15:00.000-07:00

"Forgot to tell you, Kid from Kid and Play is down with the TD, he
doesn't
have the high top fade anymore but he knows of us and was excited to
meet
me. Figured you would want to know some of our fan base here."

Matthew N. Berenc

Matt that is some dope shit, thanks for the update!

JESUS

2005-10-06T17:51:00.000-07:00

This is for fake Jesus and real Jesus. You are both jerks! All i know is that the Jesus who once lived in Columbia, MO with a dirty pot smoking hippie and a angry, drunken construction worker has the worst gas i have ever smelled in my entire life. I mean i want to rub that smell all over my tail and pitch fork...I mean its raining men...

Love,

Satan

Things are really starting to come together.

2005-10-06T05:24:00.000-07:00

Last night team Tony Danza put on another stellar performance. We hit multiple home runs, managed a triple play, and made specticular feilding plays. Last night game shows that a little practice goes a long way. This was taken from the post game interview with Tim Nolan, "I feel really good right now. It's the healthiest I've been in a long time. Hopefully it shows out there."

Tim Nolan Season Stats
Leads Webster with 108 double plays
.990 Fielding percentage
394 Batting Average
34 Home Runs

"He's an excellent player. We've seen that," said Austin(pitcher)."He's been exceptional defensively. He had a tough stretch before the break but he's been outstanding. The knee slowed him down some for a while, but he's healthy.

2005-10-05T14:52:00.000-07:00

This is no joke, straight from the TD web page

2005-10-05T14:49:00.001-07:00

Email from Casey about one of his army friends... This makes Dom's antics look minor!

2005-10-05T09:18:00.000-07:00

so i ventured down the block to see what the rd light district was all about. as i turned a corner a hot black chick said come inside and see if you like, free beer no charge. so i figured why not. we sat at the bar. watched a table dance from another chick and i drank my free beer followed by a few not so free drinks for me and her. turns out shes from ethiopia... her parents were any way but she has lived here all her life... except for the year she spent as an exchange student in alabama. after about ten minutes she says lets go get more comfortable so we move into a small booth with a curtain for a door. we chat and flirt for a little bit and then she pokes her head out the curtain and says lets move into the next booth its bigger and doesnt have a window, so more private. so i get a message and then she gets one (thinking back on it--not sure why i payed to GIVE her a message) but i was pretty drunk by this point. so then the mad-am comes in and says so darling, how about a bottle of champain for you two. well after a couple bottles of champain at 400 a pop the chick leaves to come back with a 'surprise'.... the surprise is none other than Mariana! a 33 yr old Venazuelan! now theres two hot chicks! so anyway we left the booth a couple times to see some table dances and had a few more bottles of bubbly, at one point we (all three of us) walked hand and hand to the atm to get cash for the dancers which i think they liked watching as much as me. they gave me a little hand job at the atm in the middle of the side walk which was pretty cool. then we went back for another table dance where they had me lay on my back on the stage and the dancer took some cash out of my mouth with her snatch! so once we got back to the booth 'they' started to give me a hand job which turned into them making out in a full on grinding and nipple sucking lesbian show. and sometime after
that my credit card was maxed out and with no more money there is no more fun! so now i'm stuck in germany with no more cash, a maxed out credit card, a debit card that my bank thinks is stolen because of the large withdrawls, a phone number to my bank that doenät work from here..... and lovig it!!!!!!!!!!!

so to recap---
-two hookers give me hand job
-nipple suckig lesbian show
-dancer takes money from my mouth with snatch
-hand job in the street
-many bottles of champaine
-$6000
-and one hell of a night!

but man was it cool while it lasted.

seth

Birds win 8-5

2005-10-04T19:56:00.000-07:00

Good stuff that happened yesterday and today.

2005-09-30T13:41:00.000-07:00

1. Dom getting crunk and dropping every profanity in front of the Hubers.
2. Justin and I pulling Dom in a chair from Matts house to Justins truck bed.
3. Dom riding(passed out) in the back of Justins truck bed from Matts house to Murrays place in the city.
4. Dom mumbling and yelling profanities all the way to Murrays.
5. Mr. Huber raising both hands telling us "dont leave me hanging."
6. Jake stealing Doms smokes
7. Dom falling down Murrays steps
8. Dom riding back to Hubers house in the back of Justins truck.
9. Dom being very cold
10. Someone in Matts neighborhood side swiping Doms side mirror.
11. Me witnessing a mad hoosier go crazy in McDonalds at 6am this morning because they fucked up his order 2 days in a row.
12. Jake burning currency
13. Dom buying lots of wine
14. Me and Jake throwing beer cans at Dom and him throwing them back.
15. The Hubers and Dom made some good food.

If you can't read it, pull your eyes like the Chinese. It works!!!

2005-09-27T17:33:00.000-07:00

"I say this because it was around Easter time."